If anything, I am persistent. Just ask the large, pink one. Basically, I gave him two choices in my relentless endeavor to carve out a happy niche for myself, in life. Feed me, or kill me.
Thankfully the pink one chose the kibbel over catocide. My fate was never actually in doubt, because I know a secret. Modern, urban humans, like the pink one, are really just big-hearted pussies.
I've settled in nicely. As you can see from my photo, I'm taking on a more rotund and healthy glow. Every now and then I slip in through a door left open and really make myself at home.
As I lie, luxuriating, I often wonder what the poor cats are doing today.
Sometimes the pink one and I watch a little TV together. This is my favorite show:
LOL, this is so funny! Thanks for the laughs, they are so few and far apart these days. Nice post!
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