After President Obama’s speech to the nation’s school children today, students from pre-k to twelfth grade took to the streets, overturning cars, setting fires, breaking windows and looting stores. Chants of, “Boo-USA!” and, “Capitalism is poo-poo!" were heard being shouted by the young protestors.
When asked by a reporter why she had participated in the riots, little Cindy McPherson, a kindergarten student at a Dallas, Texas elementary school, shouted, “Heil, Obama!” and disappeared into a violent crowd of student protesters from her school. An hour later, little Cindy was spotted setting fire to the American flag.
“I knew this would happen,” said Bill Jeffers, the father of a Bentonville,
The National Guard has been called into to quell the rioting by most of the state’s governors as of this afternoon, according to The Pentagon. It is not clear when the rioting will lose steam. Some officials expect it to go late into the night.
Sheriff Billings, the sheriff of
While Sheriff Billings, a 6’5” man of about 300 pounds, was talking to this reporter, a young boy’s war cry could be heard coming from outside. Sheriff Billings jumped in his seat, and stayed distracted. “I think we’re okay here for the moment.”
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